You Spin My Head Right Round

(I work at a cellphone store in the mall, but am standing outside to greet visitors. A random patron approaches me.)

Patron: “Excuse me, do you know where [cellphone store] is?”

Me: “Turn around.”

(The customer turns around, but in a 360 degree circle.)

Patron: *frustrated* “How did that help?!”

Me: “Wow.”