You Spell ‘No’ With Six Zeroes
I own a shop that does key cutting, engraving, shoe repairs, and watch repairs. An old lady walks in and points to a ring on her finger.
Customer: “How much to resize this ring?”
Me: “I don’t do anything like that, sorry.”
Customer: “I don’t want it done; I just want a price.”
Me: “I’m sorry, that’s not a service I offer.”
Customer: “I DON’T want it done, I just want a price!”
Me: “I can’t give you a price for something I don’t do.”
Customer: “For f***’s sake! Give me a number!”
Me: “A million dollars.”
Customer: “That’s insane!”
Me: “Yup. Totally insane.”
Customer: “You’re insane to ask that much!”
Me: “And you’re insane to keep asking, full stop.”
She walks out, angry, and totally oblivious to what had just happened.
