You So Don’t Rock At Expressing Yourself

I’m not actually making the table discussed; I’m merely Photoshopping something in.

Client: “The table I want is a giant, round gaming table. Here’s an image of the kind of thing.”

Me: “Okay, so wooden with a green baize top?”

Client: “No, solid stone, no baize.”

Me: “Okay, so stone and round.”

Client: “Yes, solid stone, in Onyx.”

I send an image of a round table that’s made out of black (duh) onyx.

Client: “No, grey, with marbling!”

Me: “Like marble?”

Client: “Yes, marble onyx!”