You Show Me Yours And I’ll Show You Mine
British Columbia, Bus, Canada, Karma/Comeuppance, Religion, Strangers, Vancouver | Friendly
| June 25, 2022
I once borrowed a copy of the Satanic Bible from a friend. I was on my way home on the bus when an older woman sat next to me and started chatting. For the first five minutes or so, it was all small talk. She then opened her bag and pulled out a big, very well-loved Bible.
Woman: “Have you found Jesus? Would you like to read my Bible?”
I opened my purse, pulled out the Satanic Bible, and said:
Me: “No, thank you. Would you like to read mine?”
She moved seats.
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