You Say Tomato, I Say Prenatal
(I’m getting ready to make dinner. Note that my fiancé and I have not been intimate for a few months now due to an injury he sustained kickboxing.)
Me: *walks into room* “Hey babe, I have some bad news.”
Fiancé: “Oh my God, you’re pregnant!”
Me: “Uh…no. We’re out of spaghetti sauce.”
Fiancé: *rushes up and hugs me* “I love you anyway.”
Me: *speechless*
Fiancé: “Especially your empty womb.”