You Said It, Not Me

(A customer comes up with credit card bill.)

Customer: “Hi, I’d like to make a payment.”

Me: “Sure, no problem.”

(I take the bill and notice it’s actually for a different store.)

Customer: “My wife went and bought a bunch of stuff, so I gotta pay the bill.”

Me: “Sir, I don’t really know how else to say this, but this is a [Different Store] card.”

Customer: “I’m in [Our Store], aren’t I?”

Me: “Yes.”

Customer: “You’re too nice. You should have just said, ‘Get the f*** out. You’re in the wrong store!'”