You Pecan’t Do That

, , , | Right | January 22, 2020

(A lady comes up and points at our divinity pecan rolls.)

Customer: “That’s disgusting.”

Me: “Okay?”

Customer: “Something is wrong with those peanuts. They taste horrible.”

Me: “Ma’am, those aren’t peanuts. They are pecans.”

Customer: “Aren’t those the same thing?

Me: “No.”

Customer: “What is the difference, then?

Me: “Well, peanuts are small nuts that grow on a shrub bush underground like a potato and pecans grow on a tree like a walnut.”

Customer: “Oh. Well, I didn’t know that. I thought pecans were just a fancy way of saying ‘peanut.’”

Me: “…”

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