You Order It, I Serve It; That’s All There Is To It

Back when I was a barista, I had a woman come to my stand.

Woman: “My coworker is back at our office in tears because she came here earlier to buy coffees and now she can’t afford to pay her mortgage!”

I doubt that happened at all. The lady was probably just angling for free coffee by trying to guilt me. And if buying two coffees is enough to put you behind on your mortgage, you’ve got issues far beyond my sphere of influence.