You Now Drive A Furrari

I’m walking home from a local store. As I walk up my driveway, my neighbor calls to me:

Neighbor: “Your cat keeps sitting on my car!”

Me: “Lucky! He never sits on my lap! I’ve been trying for years!”

Neighbor: *Blinks.* “Oh… uh… well, okay then.”

I didn’t mean to disarm him so quickly, but I was happily surprised it worked so fast! I did make an attempt to keep my cat either in the house or the back yard instead.