You Need To Be More Emily Blunt

(I work for a small family chain of four fish and chip shops, with takeout or sit-down service. Everyone here is just a general “assistant.” We all know how to serve customers, fry food, and do general tasks.)

Me: *serving a table of twelve* “I have one kids’ chicken nuggets and chips.”

Customer: “Oh, that’s Emily’s.”

Me: “Who has the chicken nuggets and chips?”

Customer: “That’s for Emily!”

(Who the f*** is Emily? Why can’t she shout “here” or someone else point to her?)