You Need The Male Order Catalogue
(I work at a retail store as a tech person. We also work the sales floor. A lady walks in and and I go over to help her.)
Me: “Hi, can I help you look for anything?”
Customer: “I’m looking for a husband.”
Me: “What does he look like?”
Customer: “No, I’m looking for a husband!”
Question of the Week
Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.