You Married A Bright Spark

(My wife is obsessed with puns. Not an hour will go by without a pun. She has put the baby to bed after I fell asleep lying with him. She comes back into the room obviously mad that I fell asleep, but I can’t figure that out in my half-asleep phase. When she’s mad she likes to hide under the blankets, and all the lights are off.)

Me: “Come on! What did I do? I’m sorry!”

Wife: “…”

Me: “Come on, please tell me! Don’t leave me in the dark!”

Wife: *slowly moves her hand from under the blanket to tap the lamp and make the light come on then retreats to her blanket fort*

Me: “What…? Oh! Son of a b****!”