You Make My Brain Melty
(I work in the food court at a membership bulk retailer. A lady comes up to the counter and orders two slices of pizza and a cup of frozen yogurt.)
Me: “If you would like, I can give you the receipt, and you can come back for the frozen yogurt when you are done with your pizzas.”
Customer: “No, I’ll take it now.”
(The customer comes back about twenty minutes later holding a cup of melted yogurt.)
Customer: “Can I get a new one? This one is all melty.”