You Made The Wrongest Diorama

| ON, Canada | Learning | May 3, 2015

(We’re taking up some eighth-grade math when a kid from the sixth-grade class comes in.)

Classmate: “Yo, [Kid]!”

Kid: “Yo.” *to my teacher* “Can we borrow some cardboard?”

Teacher: “Cardboard boxes?”

Kid: “Yeah.”

Teacher: “Totally! What do you need them for?”

Kid: “Math class. We’re doing diarrhea.”

(Stunned silence as the kid realizes what he said. A look of horror comes over his face.)

Kid: “I meant diagrams! Diagrams!”

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