You Lost Him At ‘Naked’ And ‘Rack’

| Romantic | January 25, 2015

(The oven timer goes off and I go to check the pizza that my husband has put in the oven. I notice that he put the pizza on a cookie sheet and walk back into the living room.)

Me: “[Husband], the pizza isn’t supposed to go on the cookie sheet.”

Husband: “No one told me this!”

Me: *motioning dramatically as if he has committed a grave crime* “[Husband], the pizza is supposed to lie naked in the warm embrace of the rack in the oven!”

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