You Know You’ve Had Too Much To Drink When…
Customer: “I’ll have a margarita, please.”
(I get a margarita and serve it to the woman.)
Customer: “Excuse me, miss? Can I please have another margarita? This one doesn’t have enough quatilia in it.”
Me: “Ma’am, your drink is strong, I can guarantee it.”
Customer: “How do you know there is enough quatilia in this?”
Me: “Because you said, ‘Quatilia.'”
Customer: “Yeah, and?”
Me: “It’s called ‘tequila.'”
(The customer’s face turned a nice shade of crimson.)
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