You Know You Have A Drinking Problem When Even The Olive Oil Looks Good
(I work in a hotel in Bali, at one of its restaurants. I am assigned to be the host during breakfast time. It’s near closing time, and as always, there are a few Indian people that come in late. I am about to have my break when I have to handle this one particular guest. With guests that don’t speak English, I tend to use simpler — though grammatically faulty — English.)
Guest: *speaks in an Indian language, asking for a drink*
Me: “I’m sorry? Drink?”
Guest: *repeats what he said, making a grand gesture that looks like he’s chugging down a beverage*
(Hot milk comes with the breakfast package, but the guests have to request it.)
Me: “Milk?”
Guest: “Yes!”
Me: “Okay, white or chocolate?”
Guest: “YES!”
Me: *pauses* “Sorry, white or chocolate?”
Guest: “YES!”
Me: “WHITE?!”
Guest: “YES!”
Me: “Okay, hot or cold?”
Guest: “Um, YES!”
Me: *speaks slowly* “Hot. Or. Cold?”
Guest: “YES!”
Me: “Hot plain milk it is, then.”
(I am more amused than anything. A little bit later, I see him by the salad bar pointing at a bottle.)
Guest: *says the word “drink” in his language again*
Me: “Sir, with all due respect, you can’t drink olive oil!”
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