You Just Jet Her Off

, , | Right | July 13, 2020

The phone rings and my coworker answers it.

Coworker: “Hello can I help you?”

Caller: “Yes, I need a room with a jacuzzi. Do you have any?”

Coworker: “No, our rooms don’t have any jacuzzis.”

Caller: “You are so rude. All I need is a room with a jacuzzi.”

Coworker: “I’ve already told you that we don’t—”

Caller: “Boy, don’t get an attitude with me!”

The caller goes into a rant, calling my coworker names and cursing. My coworker hangs up and then goes off and takes a lunch break. I’m by myself, and a few minutes later, a woman comes in.

Woman: *Authoritatively* “Do you all have jacuzzis?”

Me: “No, we don’t, ma’am.”

Woman: “People are soooo rude here! What’s it gonna take for me to get a room with a jacuzzi?!”

She stomps her foot and storms off.

Me: “…?”

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