You Have To Slap A What?

I’m working on the register at my work. We are fairly busy as it is Friday and we are a pizza place. A customer comes in and orders his pizza.

Me: “Can I get your name?”

Customer: “That’s it.”

Me: “Okay, can I get your name?”

Customer: “That’s everything.”

Me: “All righty, sir, can I get your name?”

Customer: “Oh! Yeah. My name’s Dick. You just have to slap me.”

Me: “What?”

Customer: “I don’t hear worth a darn, so you have to slap me to wake me up.”

Me: *Pause* “We’ll have that ready for you in just a few minutes, sir!”