You Have The Right To Remain Drunk

| Nebraska, USA | Liars & Scammers

(It’s the end of the night and I’m standing at the front door to make sure no one takes their drinks out of the building, which is illegal in Nebraska. I stop one gentleman on his way out with a beer.)

Me: “Sorry, sir. You can’t step out with that.”

Customer: “I think I can.”

Me: “No, sir, you really can’t.”

Customer: “Oh yeah?”

(He pulls out his wallet and shows me a crude fabric badge sewn on to it.)

Customer: “You’d better let me go and give me my beer before you get your a** in trouble.”

Me: “So, you’re going to throw me in jail for keeping you from breaking the law?”

Customer: *belches loudly, vomits a bit on his shirt, and leaves empty handed*

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