Making A Date With Disaster

(My fiancée and I are putting up our new 2014 calendar. He has a marker and is doodling little icons in the corner of important dates, so that he can remember them.)

Fiancée: “Babe, when is our anniversary again? February?”

Me: “March 4th!”

(I watch as he draws a little smiley face on that day. When he gets to my birthday in May, he draws a little birthday cake with my initials on it. Finally, in July, he gets to our wedding date. He draws a skull and crossbones.)

Me: “What the… You a**! This is going on the internet!”