You Have A Green Light To Slap Them

(I’ve recently started a new job and don’t really know my coworkers yet. I’m also kind of quiet and keep to myself, so they’ll have very random conversations while I’m around. On this occasion, they were discussing their favorite fruits.)

Coworker #1: “Yeah, I’m not really a fan of apples. I’m more of an avocado girl, although I guess that’s not a fruit.”

Coworker #2: “Uh… it is a fruit.”

Coworker #1: “No, it’s not!”

Coworker #2: “No, really. I’m pretty sure it’s a fruit. It’s got a pit and everything.”

Coworker #1: “Dude, it can’t be a fruit. It’s GREEN!”