You Had Me At Hello, But Lost Me At Hell No
Coffee Shop | Romantic
| September 30, 2011
(I am on a date with a guy for the first time.)
Me: “I’m really glad we did this.”
My date: “Yeah, I really feel like I know you…”
(I stand up to get some napkins.)
Me: “Do you need any napkins or anything?”
(My date also stands up, but suddenly puts his hand on my stomach.)
My date: “Soon, you will be plump with my seed.”
Me: “I want to go home now.”
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