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, , , , | Related | May 16, 2017

Me: “So, yeah, I’m going vegan this year.”

Brother: “Oh, that’s cool… WAIT! What about [Boyfriend]’s semen?”

Me: “…I don’t think that will be an issue for me.”

Brother: “But it comes from an animal!”

Me: “Well, I’m not exploiting or hurting him for it.”

Brother: “Yeah, but swallowing. That’s like eating live animals, isn’t it? All the sperm?”

Me: “Oh, my God, of all the things to come out with, it’s asking how I’m going to justify swallowing if I give [Boyfriend] a blowjob!”

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