You Gotta Be Nuts About Candy
(I work with some truly hilarious coworkers at a shop that sells a wide variety of unique gifts, stationery, art supplies, and home goods.)
Customer: *picking up an eraser shaped like an acorn* “Is this candy?”
Coworker: “If you’re brave, it’s candy.”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?