You Gotta Be McKidding

(I’m working drive-thru alone on a relatively slow night.)

Me: “Thank you for choosing McDonald’s. How can I help you?”

Customer: “Hi! I’d like an order of McHotcakes with a McMilk, please.”

Me: *trying to conceal laughter* “Okay, one order of McHotcakes and a McMilk. That will be [Total] at your first McWindow!”

(It turned out to be a family from my old marching band who had recognized my voice over the headset! Thank you guys for making a dreary night shift a little bit better! )