You Got The Wrong(est) Number, Part 3

Me: “Hello, how may I help you?”

Customer: “Can I speak to the butcher department, please?”

Me: “The butcher department?”

Customer: “Yeah, I decided I don’t want the big turkey any more.”

Me: “Uh, ma’am, this is the city morgue.”

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You Got The Wrong(est) Item
You’ve Got The Wrong(est) Number, Part 2
You’ve Got The Wrong(est) Number