You Got The Wrong(est) Number, Part 3
Me: “Hello, how may I help you?”
Customer: “Can I speak to the butcher department, please?”
Me: “The butcher department?”
Customer: “Yeah, I decided I don’t want the big turkey anymore.”
Me: “Uh, ma’am, this is the city morgue.”
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