You Effed Up In Every Language

| Friendly | February 6, 2017

(I am playing a popular trading card game at the local game shop. They’ve recently started a Twitch streaming channel to stream the top two games each round and I happen to be at one of them. Their rules are pretty simple: Be courteous and watch your language and content while you’re on the stream. The owner will give a warning if you break a rule while on stream.)

Me: “Oh man… I really f***ed up that last play. I’m probably going to lose… S***!”

Owner: “[My Name]! Language!”

Me: *repeats the whole thing in French*

Owner: “[My Name]!”

Me: *looks at him, then repeats the whole thing in German*

Owner: “Seriously, [My Name]?”

Me: *repeats whole thing in Dutch*

Opponent: “Oh, man… how long can you go? [Owner] is starting to get as red as his hair!”

Me: *repeats it in Spanish*

Worker: “[My Name] is giving our audience a cultural lesson!”

Me: *Vietnamese*

Owner: “Well… I’m pretty sure no one understand you at this point… Fine! As long as you do it in a language no one understands I don’t care.”

Me: *says it in Klingon*

Half The Store: “HEY, I UNDERSTOOD THAT! IT DOESN’T COUNT!”

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