You Don’t Control Me(ow)

| Friendly | December 9, 2015

(I’m staying with Friend #1 and Friend #2 for vacation; they have two

pet cats. Friend #3, whose nickname is Kat, is also vacationing here.)

Friend #2: “We have too many cats in the house. One of them has a cone on his head.”

(Pet cat #1 is wearing a cone to keep him from scratching his neck so hard it bleeds.)

Friend #3: “Meow?”

Me: “Meow?”

Friend #3: *to me* “You’re not a cat.”

Me: “Don’t tell me how to live my life!”

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