You Do Not Talk About Baby Fight Club

(My daughter is learning how to stand. Last week at daycare she pulled herself up using a chair back. The chair fell on her and bruised her forehead. This morning she was using a toy shelf and hit her head on it, giving herself another bruise on the forehead.)

Friend: “What’s up?”

Me: “Not much. [Daughter] had another run in with furniture.”

Friend: “How bad?”

Me: *sends pic*

Friend: “Why do you keep putting her in baby fight club?”

Me: “Because she always wins. That smile isn’t the face of a loser!”