You Dispensed With Too Much Information

My husband works at a cannabis dispensary on Indigenous land, so many of the government regulations don’t apply. Apparently, people think that means there are NO rules.

A customer comes in, orders some cannabis products, and then browses the paraphernalia. He looks to be in his forties.

Customer: “Hmm, I’m not sure…”

Husband: “Anything I can help you with? We have lots of designs. What are you looking for?”

Customer: “I just don’t know! I’m buying for my son, and I don’t know which he’d prefer.”

Husband: “You can always come back with him. We’re open until 9:00 pm.”

Customer: “Oh, no. He’s too young to come in here.”

Husband: “You do realize I can’t sell to you now, right?”

Customer: “What?! Why?”