“You Cry In Your Tea, Which You Hurl In The Sea…”

Since college, my husband has had at least one cup of tea every morning (usually more throughout the day, but at least one first thing in the morning). On the Fourth of July, I make his tea for him.

Husband: “Are you sure it’s legal to have tea on the Fourth of July?”

Me: “I was wondering about that. Here’s your tyranny juice.”