You Could Power The World With This One

| Iowa, USA | Romantic | September 5, 2012

(My fiancée and I are showering together. I raise my arm to soap myself in a way that looks like I am flexing.)

Fiancée: *whistles* “Free tickets to the gun show!”

Me: “Stop it.”

Fiancée: “What?”

Me: “Girls aren’t allowed to be cheesy. Only guys can be cheesy.”

Fiancée: “Why?”

Me: “Because the world runs off of women rolling their eyes.”

Fiancée: *blank stare*

Me: “It’s true! When they’re born, girls have gyroscopes implanted in their eyes and the power is transmitted wirelessly every time they roll their eyes.”

Fiancée: *pause* “I love you.”

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