You Could Do It In Your Sleep

(My former roommate and I would have a weekly hang out where we’d just sit and watch TV shows that were so terrible we could make fun of them, but not so terrible that we didn’t enjoy ourselves. We’re in maybe the third season of a typical soap opera-esque show where the two leads keep sleeping with each others’ boyfriends or exes).

Roommate: “How difficult is it to just not sleep with someone? I do it all the time! I’m doing it right now!”