You Could Be Having A Ball
(I am about to have a vasectomy, under a local anaesthetic. The female surgeon and I having been making general chat, and she now approaches with the needle to inject me with the anaesthetic.)
Me: “No jokes about ‘just a little prick’?”
Surgeon: “I’m not allowed to… anymore.”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?