You Can’t Not-Cheat A Not-Cheater

| Romantic | January 1, 2014

(My husband and I were watching ‘Love Actually.’ We get to the part where the husband buys a necklace for another woman.)

Husband: “I would never cheat on you.”

Me: “Would you buy another woman an expensive piece of jewelry?”

Husband: “No, because I wouldn’t buy you an expensive piece of jewelry.”

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