You Can’t Live In A Bubble
(My dad and I are going to a sporting event where a bubble machine is present, and some of them float into the parking lot. This happens when we see a large one. Note: there is a pair of girls who I can only assume were sisters.)
Dad: “Look at that bubble”
Girl: *runs across and pops large bubble*
Dad: “Look at that ex-bubble.”
Me: *to girl, in high pitched voice* “WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT!?”
Girl: *failing to hold back laughter* “I couldn’t help it.”
Me: “What did that poor, innocent bubble ever do to you?”
Dad: “It was a large bubble, just asking to be popped.”
Question of the Week
What is the absolute most stupid thing you’ve heard a customer say?