You Can’t Genderalize Treason

| Romantic | March 9, 2014

(I am in a relationship where we talk about almost everything including any delicate experiences. We have just had a lengthy discussion on our masturbation habits. He is telling me how when he was a teenager he used his mother’s fashion magazine to masturbate.)

Me: “Thanks to you I’m learning things about men I’d never imagined!”

Boyfriend: “Oh, no! I’m a traitor to my gender!”

Me: “Yay! You betrayed your genitals, for me!”

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