You Can’t Be Citrus

, , , , | | Right | May 24, 2018

(I work in an ice cream shop. I am serving a middle-aged customer.)

Customer: “Do you have a lemon?”

Me: “Do… Do I have a lemon?”

Customer: “Yeah. A lemon.”

Me: “A lemon drink?”

Customer: “A lemon.”

Me: “A lemon?”

Customer: “A lemon.”

Me: “What?”

Customer: “A squeezable lemon.”

Me: “A squeezable lemon.”

Customer: “A squeezable lemon.”

Me: “There’s a grocery store across the street.”

Customer: “They don’t have a squeezable lemon.”

Me: “I’m sorry, I just… We don’t sell squeezable lemons.”

Customer: “Why not?”

Me: “Because we sell ice cream.”

Customer: “Why?”

Me: “I don’t understand.”

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