About To Lose Con-Troll
(We have just woken up from a busy, exhausting day before.)
Him: “You look beautiful this morning.”
Me: “Are you kidding, I just woke up! I probably look like one of those wishing trolls!”
Him: “But, you’re a beautiful troll.” *pokes my naval piercing* “See, the gem’s there and everything!”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?