You Can Never Be Too Careful

Young Girl: *about six years old* “Hi. I need a table for four, please.”

Me: “Sure, what’s your name?”

Young Girl: *screaming* “STRANGER DANGER! STRANGER DANGER!”

(The mom, dad, and little brother enter the restaurant while she’s screaming.)

Mom: “What’s wrong? What happened?”

Young Girl: “The lady wanted to know my name!”

Mom: “Honey, that’s so she can tell you when the table is ready.”

Young Girl: “Oh…”

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