You Can Lose Yourself In This Job

(We have to answer the phone with our name and department even for internal calls.)

Coworker: “Hello, ladies wear, erm… Who am I again? Oh yeah, [Coworker] speaking.”

Me: *laughing* “It’s only [My Name]. You’ve got some stock up here when you’ve got a minute.”

(A couple of minutes later my coworker appears.)

Me: “Have you remembered who you are yet?”