You Can Lead A Horse To Water, Part 4

Customer: “What’s on your BBQ chicken pizza?”

Me: “BBQ sauce, cheese, and chicken.”

Customer: “So there’s BBQ sauce, right?”

Me: “Yup…”

Customer: “…chicken?”

Me: “Uh-huh…”

Customer: “…and it’s on a pizza, right? With cheese?”

Me: “Yes, it has all of those toppings.”

Customer: “So what makes it a BBQ chicken pizza?”

Me: “The BBQ sauce, the chicken, and the fact that it’s on a pizza.”

Customer: “Oh, I see. Well, that just doesn’t sound like it’s possible. I’ll take a large cheese instead!”