You Can Lead A Horse To Water, Part 2

, | Right | July 18, 2008

(The store in question is very small: eight aisles, total, in a nice, easy-to-see square configuration.)

Customer: “Where are your batteries?”

Me: “Aisle three.”

Customer: “Where?”

Me: “Aisle three…” *points* “… just behind you.”

Customer: “Oh. Which one is aisle three?”

Me: “The one with the ‘three’ on it, sir. In between aisles two and four.”

Customer: “Thanks!” *wanders off into aisle two*

Boss: “Don’t do that again.”

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