You Can Have A Free Ticket The Heck Out Of Here

Customer: “The woman who was here yesterday told me that I could get free tickets if I came in today!”

I played along for a bit, but eventually…

Me: “Yeah, that never happened.”

Customer: “But I was told yesterday that I could get free tickets! The woman in the shop said so! And you have to honor that because it’s a verbal contract!”

Blah, blah, blah.

I interrupted her.

Me: “I was the only one in yesterday!”

Cue storming out with the usual, “I’m never shopping here again!”

You weren’t shopping here anyway, love! Bye!