You Can Give As Good As You Get Without Breaking A Sweat

, , , , , , | Right | June 12, 2020

I work at the front desk of a grocery store and we have a lottery machine. On a hot August day, I am printing a woman’s tickets.

She reaches into the neckline of her mumu and pulls out a wad of cash glistening with “boob sweat.” She puts the money on the counter and I take the eraser end of a pencil and slide the damp bills onto a paper towel.

Customer: “There’s nothing wrong with that money.”

Me: “Would it be okay if I gave you your lottery tickets after I shoved them down my pants?”


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