You Bread My Mind
(My boss is known for inserting innuendos into conversations and remaining completely deadpan. My coworkers and I in customer service are used to this and find it hilarious. My brother, who works in the bakery of my store, has never met my boss. After her shift one day, my boss goes to the bakery to get a baguette. My coworker sometimes works in the bakery, but is usually in the customer service department and so is familiar with our boss’s banter.)
Boss: “Do you have any baguettes?”
(My brother looks in the bins and doesn’t see any.)
Brother: “Nope. Hey, [Coworker], do we have any baguettes?”
Coworker: “I have a long hot one in the back.”
Boss: “Do I have to be in a certain position to get it?”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?