You Bite It, You Buy It
(I work in a charity shop selling used items. A customer walks up to me with a pair of gloves.)
Customer: “Are these gloves waterproof?”
Me: “They look it, sir.”
Customer: “I’ll just test them out.”
(The customer then proceeds to bite the gloves, covering them with his spit in the process, while everyone close to him looks on in horror.)
Customer: “Yes, I’ll take these.”
Question of the Week
Have you ever met a customer who thought the world revolved around them?
