You Be Difficult, I’ll Be Ditzy
Me: “It’s a great day at [Furniture Store]! How can I direct your call?”
Caller: “I want to talk to someone about my furniture.”
Me: “Okay. Is it just damaged, or did you want to set up a delivery?”
Caller: “No. I just want to talk to someone about it.”
Me: “Um… did you want to talk to your salesperson?”
Caller: “No. Just someone in the dining department.”
Me: “I’m sorry, ma’am, but our floor isn’t separated into departments.”
Caller: “I bought it about two years ago. I just want to talk about it.”
Me: “Did you want to talk about it with a manager?”
Caller: “No.”
Me: *stops caring* “Well, I would LOVE to talk about it with you! Is it pretty?!”
Caller: “What?”
Me: “Furniture is good! It’s where people sit!”
Caller: *click*
Question of the Week
Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.