You Are My Sunshine, My Only Sunshine

(I have an allergy to sunlight. I break out into hives when exposed to the sun for more than ten consecutive minutes. On this day, I have been outside for most of the day.)

Me: “Baby, I’m itchy.”

Fiancé: “Why for is my baby itchy?”

Me: “I was out in the sun.”

Fiancé: “It’s okay, my vampire bride. I love you anyway!”